Tuesday, January 1, 2008

DESTROYA (IT MAKES YA PARANOIA)

Many observers of the American scene express relief that our troops and swat teams are only practicing "urban warfare" in America. Why? Because it means that the Top Cats in the highest bunkers in our federal government don't think it is necessary to "nuke" one of our cities. At least not yet. It sort of depends on the vicissitudes of warfare in the Middle East. If Jorge W. Arbusto is presented the opportunity to "nuke" Iran (or some other member of the Axis of Evil--a membership which may grow as 2008 progresses), then the likelihood of dropping the Big One on an American city recedes greatly. But as a lame duck president longing to be notice by historians, urged on by Daddy and high executive advisers, and jealous less brother Yeb should enter the White House and achieve greater acclaim than he, Jorge's itchy finger must be twitching above the "red button." Like some satellite Israel (sic), Jorge appears to be trying to surround his Crawford, Texas, ranch with nuclear missiles-- on the sly. Wags calls it: The ultimate Alamo defense--it's such a potent offense! Xs & Os. Stay low & keep your feet moving!

As long as I can remember, there have been mushroom clouds in the background, mushroom clouds in the background, just as long as I can remember!

When did it all start? I can't say, because:

As long as I can remember, there have been mushroom clouds in the background, mushroom clouds in the background, just as long as I can remember.

Say!? Are you a cop?

Who are you?

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