AMERICA THE TERRIBLE

I heard on the radio news that fedcops are increasingly on "red alert" in regard to "home-grown" terrorists. One area that seemed to be especially worrisome was the Internet. The Obama Administration is now on the look-out for "Websites Of Mass Destruction." 

These websites report things such unwanted data and theories about 9/11, the "Holocaust", Iraqi oil, Afghanistani opium fields, depleted uranium, the massacre of US Liberty, legal tender, immigration, and the like. The fedcops have been deployed to prepare a blizkrieg of such dangerous sites that pose such a threat to the Establishment's Rule By Material Omission.

There were rumors that Senator Lieberman would soon present a bill to limit the internet to zionists, whether Jewish, Muslim, or "Christian." The Pentagon was rumored to be experimenting with what it called a "Kosher Internet."

Once a responsible Internet has been established, then the threat from Websites of Mass Destruction will be much lessened.

In the meantime America's intelligence agencies, working with fedcops and state police, hope to hack into as many terrorists websites as possible, using the sort of young, arrogant minds that built Facebook as their battering rams, to seek and destroy "the enemy."

As was rumored among "ruling circles" for years, the people deserve only appearances. Since major media controls appearances, the people are assured of material omission on every big story. Still, one can't be too careful. On any given day, a terrorist may plant a set of facts on the Internet, and thus threaten our way of life.

For that reason a grateful Barack Obama turns his heads to his IT Hack-Attackers and says: "Greetings, Rosenkrantz and gentle Guildenstern!"