Faux News Press (FNP)_Washington, DC:
NEWS BRIEF
FNP has learned from sources at the highest levels of the
White House that President Obama and Prince Bandar, representing Saudi Arabia
and key Arab states allied with his oil-rich state, were meeting to discuss the
creation of a new, vast political structure.
According to FNP’s usually reliable sources, interviewed
separately and without knowledge of the others’ participation, a hitherto undiscovered
document residing in an obscure section of the Library of Congress and authored
by the late leader of Egypt, Gamel Abdul Nasser, contained the design for a
vast new caliphate and the rationale for it.
A key White House source, who demanded anonymity as a
condition for leaking information, stated that Mr. Nasser had learned from a
scientific adviser to David Ben-Gurien that most Jews shared a gene in common
with the average African, which made them prone to violence and crimes
associated with avarice. As with the Jews, Mr. Nasser had been informed, so
with most Arabs of the Arabian Peninsula. The latter also possessed this unique
African gene.
While cautioning Mr. Ben-Gurien that he was not an expert
in history, the Jewish scholar noted that Arabs had attacked all infidel areas,
such as Europe, on numerous occasions. He also pointed out the marked violence
of Africans toward white and Indian settlers, traders and missionaries.
Further, even diluted Africans in the Americas were prone to great violence
against whites, Indians, and others.
Those tendencies could also be detected among Jews, the
scientist noted. Repeatedly, Jews had been punished in Europe during the Middle
Ages for economic crimes. They created violent gangs to employ against non-Jews
- even lords of the various realms. They participated as middle-men in
engineering wars between European states and other European states, as well as
Arab and Asian states. They were principal agents of slavery for profit. They
were the modern inventers of terror as a weapon to destroy regimes and especially
national monarchies. They created the modern concentration camps in Russia,
where 55-60 million inmates prematurely perished for lack of provisions
necessary to live.
According to sources familiar with the Nasser Document,
Gamel Abdul Nasser had been persuaded by David Ben-Gurien that the Prophet
Mohammed was an Edomite Jew who hoped to create for his father, Esau, a holy
book which could compete with the holy book of the Israelites. Then Ben-Gurien
made a crucial revelation to Nasser. According to the Nasser Document, most
Jews have Edomite blood but virtually no Israelite blood. By this means David
Ben-Gurien had convinced the Egyptian leader that their two people, as well as
most Arabs, were part a great African people. They should form a pan-African
peoples’ caliphate. Once formed, they could wage war against the other peoples,
forcing them into slavery.
At that time the plan had been thwarted by Franco-British
intelligence, who engineered the assassination of Nasser and the Suez Canal
debacle, which temporarily derailed Ben-Gurien’s grand design.
FNP has learned from Gurli Gur, the Israeli media
superstar, that after the disruptions, David Ben-Gurien set his sights on
gaining nuclear weapons so that no one would ever thwart or threaten Israeli
policies again. His pursuit was so marked that Ben-Gurien came into conflict
with John F. Kennedy, who strongly opposed the mini-states’ possessing nuclear
weapons.
Some scholarly journalists have suggested that David
Ben-Gurien was actually responsible for the Kennedy assassination, either
directly or by remaining mute rather than sharing data on the threat with
appropriate U.S. authorities. Ben-Gurien’s defenders claim that if high U.S.
authorities were themselves involved in the assassination, then remaining quiet
was his best option.
According to FNP, Prince Bandar had heard reports from
learned Arabs protecting documents created during the reigns of the kings of
Saudi Arabia that Gamel Abdul Nasser had a dream that one day his people would
unite in a caliphate republic.
On a state visit to Saudi Arabia, President Barack Obama
had an occasion to meet privately with Prince Bandar, and the subject of Nasser’s
Dream arose. The American president was asked if he had heard of such a thing
or knew of documents relating to the Egyptian’s idea.
According to high White House sources, President Obama
was excited to hear of such a plan. He called it “great” and assured Prince
Bandar that if such a document existed in American archives, he would have it
uncovered and brought to him.
FNP has learned from an unimpeachable source high up in
Justice that Attorney General Eric Holder, who was known to the president to be
tiring of his role at the Department of Justice, met with President Obama and
was ordered to resign from Justice and to devote all his time to uncovering any
data relating to the Nasser Dream. Mr. Holder was assured of complete White
House support and free access to all stored documents housed anywhere in the
federal government.
FNP has inferred from numerous sources and from the
players involved that Barack Obama believed that the United States was now
ready to join such a magnificent union of African-Arab-Edom peoples. He had
discussed his idea with Bill Ayers and Bernadine Dohrn, and they had analyzed
the plan as constitutional. Mayor Rahm Emanuel had reached the same conclusion.
Therefore, President Obama was delighted when Prince
Bandar accepted his invitation to visit the White House on a state visit, sanctioned
by the king of Saudi Arabia. It has been alleged that it was at this visit that
President Obama signed a secret understanding
with Prince Bandar to meet with all the relevant leaders in 2016 to sign Documents of Union among the gathered
states to proceed as soon as possible to form the American-African-Arabic-Edomite
caliphate republic, which shall be known as the “AAAE Caliphate Republic.” The
signers envision other nations, such as Brazil, Columbia, et cetera, joining
the caliphate over time – either willingly or jihad.
As President Obama was quoted to have stated to Prince
Bandar, while in Saudi Arabia: “’Let the wars begin!’ shall be the legend on
our flag.”
FNP will pursue the facts further on this astonishing
event.


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