Friday, January 1, 2016

FNP: PREZ EYEZ NEW CALIPHATE


 


Faux News Press (FNP)_Washington, DC:
 

NEWS BRIEF 

FNP has learned from sources at the highest levels of the White House that President Obama and Prince Bandar, representing Saudi Arabia and key Arab states allied with his oil-rich state, were meeting to discuss the creation of a new, vast political structure.

According to FNP’s usually reliable sources, interviewed separately and without knowledge of the others’ participation, a hitherto undiscovered document residing in an obscure section of the Library of Congress and authored by the late leader of Egypt, Gamel Abdul Nasser, contained the design for a vast new caliphate and the rationale for it.

A key White House source, who demanded anonymity as a condition for leaking information, stated that Mr. Nasser had learned from a scientific adviser to David Ben-Gurien that most Jews shared a gene in common with the average African, which made them prone to violence and crimes associated with avarice. As with the Jews, Mr. Nasser had been informed, so with most Arabs of the Arabian Peninsula. The latter also possessed this unique African gene.

While cautioning Mr. Ben-Gurien that he was not an expert in history, the Jewish scholar noted that Arabs had attacked all infidel areas, such as Europe, on numerous occasions. He also pointed out the marked violence of Africans toward white and Indian settlers, traders and missionaries. Further, even diluted Africans in the Americas were prone to great violence against whites, Indians, and others.

Those tendencies could also be detected among Jews, the scientist noted. Repeatedly, Jews had been punished in Europe during the Middle Ages for economic crimes. They created violent gangs to employ against non-Jews - even lords of the various realms. They participated as middle-men in engineering wars between European states and other European states, as well as Arab and Asian states. They were principal agents of slavery for profit. They were the modern inventers of terror as a weapon to destroy regimes and especially national monarchies. They created the modern concentration camps in Russia, where 55-60 million inmates prematurely perished for lack of provisions necessary to live.

According to sources familiar with the Nasser Document, Gamel Abdul Nasser had been persuaded by David Ben-Gurien that the Prophet Mohammed was an Edomite Jew who hoped to create for his father, Esau, a holy book which could compete with the holy book of the Israelites. Then Ben-Gurien made a crucial revelation to Nasser. According to the Nasser Document, most Jews have Edomite blood but virtually no Israelite blood. By this means David Ben-Gurien had convinced the Egyptian leader that their two people, as well as most Arabs, were part a great African people. They should form a pan-African peoples’ caliphate. Once formed, they could wage war against the other peoples, forcing them into slavery.

At that time the plan had been thwarted by Franco-British intelligence, who engineered the assassination of Nasser and the Suez Canal debacle, which temporarily derailed Ben-Gurien’s grand design.

FNP has learned from Gurli Gur, the Israeli media superstar, that after the disruptions, David Ben-Gurien set his sights on gaining nuclear weapons so that no one would ever thwart or threaten Israeli policies again. His pursuit was so marked that Ben-Gurien came into conflict with John F. Kennedy, who strongly opposed the mini-states’ possessing nuclear weapons.

Some scholarly journalists have suggested that David Ben-Gurien was actually responsible for the Kennedy assassination, either directly or by remaining mute rather than sharing data on the threat with appropriate U.S. authorities. Ben-Gurien’s defenders claim that if high U.S. authorities were themselves involved in the assassination, then remaining quiet was his best option.

According to FNP, Prince Bandar had heard reports from learned Arabs protecting documents created during the reigns of the kings of Saudi Arabia that Gamel Abdul Nasser had a dream that one day his people would unite in a caliphate republic.

On a state visit to Saudi Arabia, President Barack Obama had an occasion to meet privately with Prince Bandar, and the subject of Nasser’s Dream arose. The American president was asked if he had heard of such a thing or knew of documents relating to the Egyptian’s idea.

According to high White House sources, President Obama was excited to hear of such a plan. He called it “great” and assured Prince Bandar that if such a document existed in American archives, he would have it uncovered and brought to him.

FNP has learned from an unimpeachable source high up in Justice that Attorney General Eric Holder, who was known to the president to be tiring of his role at the Department of Justice, met with President Obama and was ordered to resign from Justice and to devote all his time to uncovering any data relating to the Nasser Dream. Mr. Holder was assured of complete White House support and free access to all stored documents housed anywhere in the federal government.
 


 
FNP has inferred from numerous sources and from the players involved that Barack Obama believed that the United States was now ready to join such a magnificent union of African-Arab-Edom peoples. He had discussed his idea with Bill Ayers and Bernadine Dohrn, and they had analyzed the plan as constitutional. Mayor Rahm Emanuel had reached the same conclusion.

Therefore, President Obama was delighted when Prince Bandar accepted his invitation to visit the White House on a state visit, sanctioned by the king of Saudi Arabia. It has been alleged that it was at this visit that President Obama signed a secret understanding with Prince Bandar to meet with all the relevant leaders in 2016 to sign Documents of Union among the gathered states to proceed as soon as possible to form the American-African-Arabic-Edomite caliphate republic, which shall be known as the “AAAE Caliphate Republic.” The signers envision other nations, such as Brazil, Columbia, et cetera, joining the caliphate over time – either willingly or jihad.

As President Obama was quoted to have stated to Prince Bandar, while in Saudi Arabia: “’Let the wars begin!’ shall be the legend on our flag.”

FNP will pursue the facts further on this astonishing event. 

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